h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

(via eject-eject)

supershawarmalock:

erossum:

awkwardlilgirl:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

are-you-my-tennant:

neilpatrickheaven:

i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go

 #favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince

SEE?!

(via thestoryso-near)

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

(Source: whoisjohnocallaghan, via nowbabydonthangup)

atwisttinmystory:

Christian Mingle Username:

EatMeLikeTheLastSupper

(via thestoryso-near)

commanderinqueef:

it should rain hash browns 

(Source: rlymax, via captain-koolaids)